Fudging the Facts about Me

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This is a survey that the handsome Fudgey over on Twitter did. I thought I’d answer too.

  • Age – 35.5
  • Eyes – like sunflowers in a blue sky
  • Hair – on my face
  • Gender – Male
  • Preferred Pronoun – cantankerous
  • Height – 1 fathom
  • Weight – that of two spectacled bears
  • Shoe Size – 11
  • Underpants Size – M/L
  • Distinguishing Features – beard and piercing come-to-bed eyes
  • Favourite Cup Size – FA
  • Favourite Crustacean – the King of Prawns
  • Least Favourite Crustacean – Krill Smith
  • Favourite Food – apples and chickens
  • Least Favourite Food – beans
  • Favourite People – huggers
  • Favourite Crisps – Roast Beef and Mustard Brannigans
  • Favourite Cartoons – Bravestarr & the Legend of Prince Valiant
  • Favourite Cheese – Manchego
  • Favourite Type of Dog – Snoop
  • Favourite Naval Battle Cruiser – the SS Essess
  • Favourite Breakfast Cereal – Frosties
  • Favourite Chocolate Bar – Topic
  • Favourite Heavy Metal Bands – Herman’s Hermitts
  • Favourite Sweets – Midget Gems (but not the charlatan ones which have fake liquorice black sweets)
  • Favourite TV Show – the Office: an American Workplace
  • Favourite Colour – Green
  • Favourite Toilet Paper – anything but quilted. I’d rather use 80s primary school tracing paper toilet roll than quilted.
  • Favourite Kid’s Movie – Disney’s Beauty & the Beast
  • Favourite Twitter Followers – they know who they are.
  • Favourite Sex Position – watching from the wardrobe
  • Favourite Transformer – Jetfire
  • Favourite Müller Corner Yoghurt – Mud Pie
  • Favourite Farm Animal – Goat
  • Favourite Fish Tank Ornament – crashed X-Wing starfighter
  • Favourite Film – Empire Strikes Back
  • Favourite Food to have for tea – cakes
  • Favourite Hot Drink – coffee. strong, splash of milk, no sugar.
  • Favourite Take That bloke – the tax dodging one that sent flowers when my granddad died.
  • Favourite Spice Girl – Geri of course.
  • Dog, Cat or Unicorn – Nickelodeon’s UniCatDog
  • Favourite Pygmy –Pygmalion
  • Favourite Budgie – the Little Helicopter
  • Favourite Kuala Lumpan –  the Head Juicer at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
  • Favourite Tea – Rich
  • Favourite Dessert – something with toffee but no dried fruits
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