a Song from Four Years Ago

Pretty Hairy (for a Bald Guy)

Bantha, Wampa, Mynock, Ray,

Give it to me Nesty,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me Nesty,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me Nesty
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the lemons say I’m pretty hairy for a bald guy

Uno, dos, tres, look at Nesty’s facial hairs

You know it’s kind of hard
for a balding guy today
the weather’s getting cool
and his hat has gone away.
He may have a bit of stubble
but that’ll hardly keep him warm
goes frosty in the winter
and makes him look forlorn

but don’t dismay, your beard is great
and if you grow it long enough you’ll look like Terry Waite
it’s got a luscious sheen, it’s nice and clean
to shave? no way, to shave? no way
So if you can’t grow hair, don’t despair
At least you’ll know you can always grow a beard that’s fair
The world needs bearded Nesties, so (hey, hey)
grow that lovely beard!

Give it to me Nesty,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me Nesty,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me Nesty
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the lemons say I’m pretty hairy for a bald guy

He has some cool slacks
Not just any will suffice
soft, and brown, and smooth
he paid a pretty price
crabwalking on the stage now,
his head starts to rotate
the crowd of Pips stop and stare
as he begins to masturbate

but don’t dismay, your beard is great
and if you grow it long enough you’ll look like Terry Waite
it’s got a luscious sheen, it’s nice and clean
to shave? no way, to shave? no way
So if you can’t grow hair, don’t despair
At least you’ll know you can always grow a beard that’s fair
The world needs bearded Nesties, so (hey, hey)
grow that lovely beard!

Now he’s getting a tattoo, yeah
He’s gettin’ ink done
He asked for a “Chewbacca” but they drew “Lumpwaroo” his son
his moustache was too long
it was tickling his lip
he gave it a nice trim
now he’s, he’s adored by Pips!

Give it to me Nesty,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me Nesty,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me Nesty
Uh-huh uh-huh

Uno, dos, tres, look at Nesty’s facial hairs

but don’t dismay, your beard is great
and if you grow it long enough you’ll look like Terry Waite
it’s got a luscious sheen, it’s nice and clean
to shave? no way, to shave? no way
So if you can’t grow hair, don’t despair
At least you’ll know you can always grow a beard that’s fair
The world needs bearded Nesties
The world needs bearded Nesties
The world needs bearded Nesties, so (hey, hey)
grow that lovely beard!

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